Etiquette
Philia. Ludus. Eros.
‘Friendly. Playful. Passionate.‘
I really do get excited for our time together, and prepare myself with that same sincerity- plus a few giddy butterflies.
So, please have gentlemanly behavior in all our interactions before, during, and after our time together.
More details on my Frequently Asked Questions page.
i. Paratus,
All bookings require a pre-screening and a 10% deposit.*
I screen not only to lessen my safety concerns, but reassure you of my commitment to your experience. Deposits are accepted via money apps or BTC.
ii. siste,
Hygiene: All I ask for is the 3 B’s: Bathe, Brush (teeth; required. hair; optional), and Bowtie (100% mandatory no exceptions).
Communication: Simply, I do no respond to messages that are crass, mention or abbreviate specific services, or negotiate my compensation.
i. Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses.
iii. eo!
Finally, it’s time for our revitalizing morning, spontaneous afternoon, and/or refreshing evening together.
Before my arrival, please prepare cash payments discreetly as such:
In private, in an unsealed envelope and placed in the bathroom. I will collect it while freshening up.
In public, an unsealed envelope with a thank-you card or gift bag.
No fuss no muss and nothing will need be discussed.
Just please don’t make me ask for it… Because then I have to get all “soooo, hey :)” and you get all “huh ?? OH!” and now the awkward elephant has stormed the room and of course we will wrangle it up and shoo it out, but let’s just avoid all that in the first place.